She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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