just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I could make wine with my vomit
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
