Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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