brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
