Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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