what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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