I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
