Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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