All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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