Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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