Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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