I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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