All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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