Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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