my vag is so smooth its legendary
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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