God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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