do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
