I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
whose ass print is on the piano?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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