Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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