I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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