I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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