Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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