Everything about him screamed your future.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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