yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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