So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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