I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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