i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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