We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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