i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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