I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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