Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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