Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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