Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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