..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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