We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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