i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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