I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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