apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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