he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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