Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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