i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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