At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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