Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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