There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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