so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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