Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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