Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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