Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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