I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
