so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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