it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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