Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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