She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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